The State of the Donald Speech

Will Durst is an award-winning, Nationally acclaimed columnist, comic, and former sod farmer in New Berlin, WI. The State of the Union address, about to be presented by President Donald Trump, is a week late, due to the Government being closed for five.  In the shutdown showdown, the 45th POTUS

Putin’s Puppet

This essay is by Will Durst, an award-winning, Nationally acclaimed columnist, comic, and former sod farmer in New Berlin, WI.  Contact him at willdurst.com. It was quite a shock to see the president of the United States bend the knee to Vladimir Putin and act as obsequiously as a Little

A Few 2018 Predictions

This article was written by Will Durst.  Durst is an award-winning, Nationally acclaimed columnist, comic, and former sod farmer in New Berlin, WI. For a calendar of personal appearances, including his new one-man show, “Durst Case Scenario,” please visit willdurst.com. Time for a few choice words for the not-so-dearly departed year

No Means No

This article was written by Will Durst.  Durst is an award-winning, Nationally acclaimed columnist, comic, and former sod farmer in New Berlin, WI. For a calendar of personal appearances, including his new one-man show, “Durst Case Scenario,” please visit willdurst.com. An avalanche of revelations concerning public figures engaging in various sexual

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Watergate

This article was written by Will Durst.  Durst is an award-winning, Nationally acclaimed columnist, comic, and former sod farmer in New Berlin, WI. For a calendar of personal appearances, including his new one-man show, “Durst Case Scenario,” please visit willdurst.com. The initial Grand Jury indictments in Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation

The Fake News President

No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, you got to admit he’s a cracker-jack salesman, with an uncanny gift for manipulating the mainstream media, like a three-armed, rental clown juggling pin-pulled grenades, on an express elevator to hell. Every single day something he touches starts smoking. You’ve heard

Partying Like It’s 1939

Will Durst is an award-winning, Nationally-acclaimed columnist, comedian, and former short-haul truck driver of plaster molds. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; he doesn’t do anything nice and easy. Also, they’re both Type A personalities who expend a lot of energy, but hardly move at all. And

Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2016

During this festive season rife with traditions, none is more hallowed than that magical moment when the Top Ten Comedic News Stories of the year are unveiled. Truly this is the most wonderful time of the year. Please be advised that the Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2016 are

Affluence Apartheid in America

And now for a few choice words concerning my recent demotion to the status of second-class citizen. The amazing thing is how quickly my metamorphosis into Cockroachlandia occurred. One minute, I’m walking around like an ordinary human; the next minute, I’m an insect, an unwanted stiff, a bum, a vagabond,